…IT BEGINS
The Katberg Pride would like to formally announce the birth of our delightful, inquisitive, rather exuberant Katberg cub:
our website.
*hold your applause*
Cub (website) currently in hiding
Needless to say, the Katberg Lionesses are overjoyed and completely infatuated with our new arrival, and we know with absolute certainty that you will be too.
Like with every new addition to a family, we’re proudly protective of ours. Which is why we want to give our cub the time and love it deserves to be the most grounded, striking, and well-behaved cub introduced to the wild.
Fun fact:
Lion cubs born in the wild are taken into the protection of the chief lionesses while they find their feet. This is the very same process our little web-cub is currently undergoing.
Over the next few weeks, our cub will undergo intensive training, including but not limited to:
Speech therapy
So you can understand every word she speaks, without being bamboozled
Jungle-salsa classes
So she has smooth moves that captivate and entertain
Sprint training
So she’s faster than a cheetah when you meet her
Immersive experience
Most importantly, we want her to have an immersive experience of the e-jungle, free of the public eye and social distractions. We’re going to lovingly encourage her to observe and soak in what it feels like to be a newbie, navigating the scary world of tech for the first time. It’s paramount she understands how confusing and confronting it can be at times, because her role at Katberg will be to take people just like yourself on their initial journey around our corner of the tech world.
Treacherous e-jungle
We’ve been anticipating the birth of this cub for what seems like an eternity. But our time has been spent guiding our clients around the treacherous e-jungle that we haven’t spent much time focusing on our own pride. We’ve been caught up in life–as most parents do–but now it’s time to start sharing the focus with our own family, starting with our little web-cub.
So please, be patient
While we spend time grooming our new addition, and teaching her the Katberg Pride ways. We want to make sure she’s capable of upholding our standards and we look forward to the day where she wins the accolade for best web-tour guide.
Rest assured,
When we adorn our cub in an orange bow tie and send her out into the big e-jungle with her Katberg lanyard, it’ll be a great spectacle–one marked in history. Because as you know, letting your baby out into the wild is a big deal–especially when it has a significant role to play in helping its people–people just like you.
Discovery call
Now, even though our web-cub is currently undergoing her strict training regime, we don’t want you to navigate the e-jungle solo only to end up feeling deserted and lost. It’s a hard trek, don’t go it alone. Let one of the Katberg Lionesses be your tour guide.
Instead of using your (very precious) time prowling our website, let’s talk it out over the phone.
Book a discovery call now
Already know us? You’ve got more meeting options here.
Discovery call sound too intimidating? Email us on pride@katberg.com.au
Birth stats
Ohhhh, also, a birth announcement is never complete without stats–here are our Katberg cub’s birth stats:
Date of conception: 1 March 2017
Date of birth: March 2021
Date of release in the e-jungle: coming soon
Weight: 2,586 Kilobytes
Successful kills: too many to count–she’s pretty feisty already, but she’s displaying talent in the tech startup, mental health, and small/medium business sector so far.
Name: Webby Digitala Katberg
Welcome to the family, Webby – you’ve captured our hearts already!
…IT BEGINS
The Katberg Pride would like to formally announce the birth of our delightful, inquisitive, rather exuberant Katberg cub:
our website.
*hold your applause*
Cub-webby currently in hiding
Needless to say, the Katberg Lionesses are overjoyed and completely infatuated with our new arrival, and we know with absolute certainty that you will be too.
Like with every new addition to a family, we’re proudly protective of ours. Which is why we want to give our cub the time and love it deserves to be the most grounded, striking, and well-behaved cub introduced to the wild.
Fun fact:
Lion cubs born in the wild are taken into the protection of the chief lionesses while they find their feet. This is the very same process our little web-cub is currently undergoing.
Over the next few weeks, our cub will undergo intensive training, including but not limited to:
Speech therapy
So you can understand every word she speaks, without being bamboozled
Jungle-salsa classes
So she has smooth moves that captivate and entertain
Sprint training
So she’s faster than a cheetah when you meet her
Immersive experience
Most importantly, we want her to have an immersive experience of the e-jungle, free of the public eye and social distractions. We’re going to lovingly encourage her to observe and soak in what it feels like to be a newbie, navigating the scary world of tech for the first time. It’s paramount she understands how confusing and confronting it can be at times, because her role at Katberg will be to take people just like yourself on their initial journey around our corner of the tech world.
Treacherous e-jungle
We’ve been anticipating the birth of this cub for what seems like an eternity. But our time has been spent guiding our clients around the treacherous e-jungle that we haven’t spent much time focusing on our own pride. We’ve been caught up in life–as most parents do–but now it’s time to start sharing the focus with our own family, starting with our little web-cub.
So please, be patient
While we spend time grooming our new addition, and teaching her the Katberg Pride ways. We want to make sure she’s capable of upholding our standards and we look forward to the day where she wins the accolade for best web-tour guide.
Rest assured,
When we adorn our cub in an orange bow tie and send her out into the big e-jungle with her Katberg lanyard, it’ll be a great spectacle–one marked in history. Because as you know, letting your baby out into the wild is a big deal–especially when it has a significant role to play in helping its people–people just like you.
Discovery call
Now, even though our web-cub is currently undergoing her strict training regime, we don’t want you to navigate the e-jungle solo only to end up feeling deserted and lost. It’s a hard trek, don’t go it alone. Let one of the Katberg Lionesses be your tour guide.
Instead of using your (very precious) time prowling our website, let’s talk it out over the phone.
Book a discovery call now
Already know us? You’ve got more meeting options here.
Discovery call sound too intimidating? Email us on pride@katberg.com.au
Birth stats
Ohhhh, also, a birth announcement is never complete without stats–here are our Katberg cub’s birth stats:
Date of conception: 1 March 2017
Date of birth: March 2021
Date of release in the e-jungle: coming soon
Weight: 2,586 Kilobytes
Successful kills: too many to count–she’s pretty feisty already, but she’s displaying talent in the tech startup, mental health, and small/medium business sector so far.
Name: Webby Digitala Katberg
Welcome to the family, Webby – you’ve captured our hearts already!